This isn't the first time I have had it switch off on me but I have a end table in front of it. I was looking for missing earrings on the floor and of course me being me I never put it back since I'm not exactly done yet. I thought the cable went out but it turns out that it didn't. I wonder if I have a ghost that likes to randomly screw with me. The weird noises haven't been around much although I think there might be a woodpecker outside in the morning here and there. I think someone wants to make me snap. Who is it?
Anyhoo I tend to read during commercials but that doesn't mean I don't sometimes see commercials since I'm not always reading. Yes I actually stop reading at times as shocking as that might be to hear. There are some really dumb commercials out there. Here's a random thought. Are Chloe and Princess from those two commercials the same dog? It certainly looks like the same one. I think Chloe knocked over the glass because she was thirsty and at the end of the commercial she barks like she's saying go ahead and run while I'll just stay here and lick my butt.
I'm not sure what car this commercial is advertising but it caught my attention because it is totally stupid. Why would you throw a football to a person in a moving car? That's just stupid. Did no one learn from the incident on The Brady Bunch when Marcia had the fun of getting a football to the nose. Oh my nose. Come on I know you heard that in your head. I dub that one of the dumbest commercials I've seen in a while. Get out of the car and throw the ball around because it isn't good to do it inside either. Oh my nose.
There's also the commercial where Flo tells Jaime he's special but next she asks him who her favorite is and he says Gwen so she's telling him you're special but you're not as special as Gwen who is way cooler than you loser. Also she seems to be on the verge of snapping in the newest commercial where she's squaring off with a bird in a tree. I keep hoping the bird poops on her. I feel like I'm being stalked by her since she's on TV and she shows up all over the place when I'm online. I wish I got paid every time I saw her.
Now I'm a fan of bears but I find it super strange to see bears who are all naked talking about underwear. Why are teen bears talking about underwear? Do they wear it under their fur? Dude you're a bear and I feel sorry for poor Skids. What were his parents thinking when they named him that? On a semi but not really related note why does Winnie The Pooh wear a shirt while the rest of his friends in the 100 or is it 1000 Acre Forest are naked except I think one of the Kangaroos is wearing a shirt too? Nah I think it is 100. My brain is one strange place.
There's also a Eggo commercial where the family is arguing over a waffle. I'm thinking why do you have one waffle in your toaster? The little girl swoops in and steals it. Instead of arguing about who gets to take the picture and eat it how about taking a trip to the store so you can get a bigger toaster. You can all have your own waffle to take a picture of although I find it odd when people take pictures of food. I just don't get it but I guess if you're a foodie you're very into it. I guess they feel about food how I feel about books and how I get all tingly when I see a gorgeous cover or feel like hugging a book that I just loved like the recently read Highly Illogical Behavior. If it wasn't an ebook from the library and I owned it I would totally hug it. If you haven't read it you totally should.