There is too much focus on the whole lacrosse thing. So over that. Can we get to the story please? I don't care about Eight Pack Dude who was sitting in the classroom in the dark. What is up with that? And what's up with the bugs? Was it sleep in your car night. At least Theo got the bug out of him before it could do whatever the fuck the bugs are going to do. If this was a show that I WATCHED instead of watched I think I'd be pretty disappointed with this episode. Oh yes let's throw in some shirtless scenes to hide the fact that not much is going on.
I knew Argent's password. Silly boy you should come up with something more difficult. Uh oh Granddaddy is on the loose and looks like he wants to team up with the guidance counselor who seems to have that very narrow thinking. Don't you love when people think that way? Bitch you attacked the asshole first so he was defending himself but who was that in the shower that was all skinless and gross? At least Willow cleaned up her mess when she skinned Warren. Was it Eight Pack or what emerged after the bugs took over? I'm confused.
Jordan goes to the loony bin because that's where all the shit goes down so of course he's captured by Dr Evil. Jordan heard a girl calling for help and it looks like Dr Evil got that uber sized taser. There must be a sale on them in town. Jordan gets tasered but Lydia comes to the rescue. Um I know you're a banshee and pretty badass but I think you should call for backup next time just in case you need some help. Also here's a tip don't hello the halls of the creepy insane asylum. Lydia got there before Jordan was turned into an ice cube but not before the doctor killed the others that he held captive. I'm guessing they weren't all evil.
Aw how sweet Malia cares about Scott. Careful girl your human is showing. Well Scott needs a buddy with Stiles gone and the gang being unable to leave for some reason. At this point I'm wondering if Stiles was captured and is being held somewhere. They find Argent who is doing a little business and wondering who wants the guns. I'm thinking Granddaddy is the one that wants the guns. I have to admit that I was kinda bored during this episode and I could give a fuck about the new people. What was up with the cops tapping on windows of cars of sleeping people? I wonder who took Theo. I bet he regrets not calling Scott who obviously has no clue what's going on with him. Ooh Scott you were naughty breaking into Argent's computer. I knew you had it in you. Eight more to go before the end and I wonder how many damn lacrosse scenes we have to sit through that do absolutely nothing for the continuation of the story.