I went in with very low expectations and frankly I was pretty bored. I was shocked to see Bryon and had a random thought about him and Ezra having a fling. Some shit went down and Nicole is dead. My question is who the fuck is Nicole? I guess there are so many people that pop up that is is easy to lose track. I don't care if she's dead but Ezra seems to be taking it pretty hard. Dude hook up with Ella or Byron. Speaking of Ella where was she? Hello Holly was the reason I decided to watch this show in the first place. Of course there are plenty of other familiar faces and ironically I think all three of the actors from Days aren't actually on together even though the characters were all connected in some way. Tyler played a friend and weird doppelganger of Abby's cousin Stephanie. Roark played Ashley's uncle but I don't think they were on at the same time and of course on here he's the worst dad ever. Hello Tom are you there or are you dead too?
Ashley magically transformed Radley into a hotel so it makes total sense that the girls got their drink on before they went upstairs to the room. Deja vu much. What are those pills you're hiding Em? Apparently she's turned into a klepto and she probably dropped out of school but everyone is clueless. I will admit that it was nice to have a Toby and Emily moment since she's the one that befriended him first and realized he was being unfairly judged although I don't totally trust him. This show just makes you paranoid and throw in some Snapped and many shows on Investigation Discovery and the paranoia just naturally kicks in. Poor Wayne is dead and it looks like Pam isn't over it because she broke up with her boyfriend. I am glad the moms got out of the basement. It was also nice to see Veronica. I still want the spin off of the Rosewood Moms since that would be better than what I was watching. I swear I will never watch anything done by Marlene King ever again. You'd have to pay me money to do it. I'm not kidding. Pay me and I'll suffer through.
I'm confused. Ali was shown writing Rollins on the board but she called the dude Dr Rollins. Is this another case of Teen Wolf where certain characters don't have actual first names? I find that weird. Of course she wants the girls to lie to get Charlotte out of the nuthouse. Oddly Jason is gone. Um didn't he buy the house back with the money he got when Grandma croaked? It was strange because I watched a little of the special and there was a scene that took place a few months later where Ali and Jason visited their sister and he hugged her. That baffled me. Are we supposed to believe nothing happened between them? Even if she said she was Asexual that doesn't automatically mean sex is off the table and if he decided that he was okay with that obviously there would be other things that siblings shouldn't be doing. It is one thing for the Dollanger siblings to do that because the world in the attic only had four people in it so while that is icky it is kinda understandable at the same time.
Mona showed up. Honestly the only thing I could semi enjoy was seeing the actors I like. I don't blame them for this mess. I blame Marlene. Yes bitch I'm talking to you. What the fuck were you thinking? Oh right you weren't thinking clearly hence all the plot holes. I think she might have told the truth but since she's Mona you can't be totally sure. She would have a better understanding since she was locked up in Radley. Spencer wasn't there for very long while Mona was there for months and Charlotte was there for years although she went to college and had her own apartment, a job, went on vacation and managed to get multiple surgeries while being locked up in the nuthouse. I guess she has excellent insurance not to mention surgeons. Deja vu with Charlotte being pushed off the bell tower. Hell I'm surprised there wasn't a suicide note but this is a murder instead of a real suicide with a fake suicide note. Still doesn't make sense and never will.
I am glad that Aria told the truth. Even though five years passed by these girls were tormented for two years that felt more like six so of course they are going to have issues. I guess it would have been beyond awkward for Ali to invite the girls over with Charlotte coming home. Why weren't they seen together? That was just stupid because you see Ali getting ready to welcome her sister home and no mention was made of Jason and next the bitch is dead. So of course that means a fun funeral. I bet there's a store in town that sells funeral dresses. That person is making a ton of money on all those funerals. It was deja vu all over again with Ali/Bethany's funeral and look who walks in but Sara. I'm confused. I remember Emily punching the bitch which I'm sure we all cheered at because that was the only part of the mid season finale I liked. She's wearing her black widow outfit but you can see through the veil. Does that bitch go to every funeral? Not that I'm going to check but I swear she was outside at the Ali/Bethany funeral. I think I remember seeing her walk by. Anyhoo it was deja vu Jenna with Toby escorting her in. What happened? Why did she just get out? Why would the girls feel bad about what happened to Sara? I don't.
Just like I thought this episode sucked. I think I'll stick with watching videos of my favorite Youtubers that talk about the show because they are more entertaining. Of course it ended the same way as the first episode did with Lorenzo showing up and telling them not to leave town. Oh yeah Toby's building a house for who knows what reason. I'm just wondering how he's doing this on a cop's salary. He's pissed about not getting a promotion. He should consider himself lucky after all he became a cop in two seconds. Okay it was a weekend and he managed to go to college. Oh joy and Ali is magically a teacher despite missing more than half of her high school years. I guess she got her GED and whizzed through college. I just find it strange that she would teach at the high school where her supposed best friends were tormented for their junior and senior years. You'd think people wouldn't want her around because people always want to blame the family members of people who do horrible things. That shit is all on Charlotte. I just don't see myself being able to do a season and half more of this show since they add in extra episodes. It is a shame that this show has gone so much down the crapper.