How adorable is Dean with his peanut butter and jelly sandwich? Sure dude have a beer with that. That's sweet that Sam is trying to cheer him up although it isn't working. I am very disappointed that I wasn't able to get bacon today. Dean made me crave bacon. Seriously how am I not in a cult? I'm highly susceptible. I see pie and want pie. I see bacon and want bacon and saying it isn't helping but at least I have pancakes, chocolate chips and a cake pan that cost me eighty-eight cents to cook it in. It turns out that some things melt in the oven. Yep that's what happened to the thing I got from Dollar Tree. That was super fun.
Hello Mom who was Lex's mom on Smallville. Yep that's her with less hair. Isn't she also in that horrible fucking movie with that damn C word that I have no interest in seeing. Sorry Kristen but you blew it big time by using the most depressing holiday in the title of your movie not that you had anything to do with the name but I want no part of it. Where was I? Oh yeah the one kid is having nightmares and hey Sam offers to take Dean to a strip club. He even checked the reviews. That's so adorable. Uh Dean have you take a look at your brother and yourself? I'm not blind. Your brother is very attractive and has pretty hair. Seriously what does this boy use on his hair and Dean you're not too shabby yourself. Why is this guy always breaking my heart which is odd since I'm totally dead inside.
The remaining kid disappears and another friend who had the sense not to go just seems to think it is a joke but he spills the beans to Sam and off they go to crazy land. Something is clearly up when the kid disappears from his house. They go to the place and wackiness ensues. Dean burns the creepy ass plague masks but hello that doesn't work since things are still crazy. Dean decides to temporarily kill himself which is a horrible idea because hello Billie said the next time he dies he won't be coming back. Yes this makes me think of Xena. I really need to marathon that soon since I'm in the mood for a butt kicking chick with a chakram. Dean is Xena and Sam is Gabrielle except the heights are reversed.
Dean ignores the reaper so he can try to talk to some ghost. The ghosts have been trapped there which of course makes me think of the series finale of Xena where the souls were trapped. He runs into the kid that ended up dead and oh man what a way to go possessed by a ghost that makes you drill yourself to death. At least he gets the info he needs before Billie steps in and ruins everything. Go away bitch. Uh oh someone got a promotion when she died. I guess it makes a kind of sense since death is the one thing that happens to everyone sooner or later. She takes him to her death pad. Nice shelves but of course I'm wondering why she has some many shelves of W. It turns out that they are filled with details about the many times Dean died. Hey bitch a lot of them weren't his fault. You shouldn't hold the deaths that happened as a result of Gabriel screwing with the guys and sticking Sam in a loop from hell.
Dean asks her to release the ghosts which surprises her. I don't know why it should surprise her. The poor guy needs a hug damn it and I was hoping for a hug. Who doesn't love it when there's hugging and I'm dead inside. Dean is ready to die because he's lost so many loved ones. Shit he was making me tear up last night. Why must you always break the tiny little heart I have? I'm surprised that this show and Criminal Minds haven't totally broken me with the heartache. I guess she realized that Dean is needed in the world. I wonder what she was reading about Dean in that file. Did she know that Dean was going to be getting a big surprise? Hey Death shouldn't you know more about the rip between realities?
At least the mom got her kid back although not in the way she wanted. Really? I think that's not something that really happens where you open the body bag and allow the mom to touch her kid. Maybe they wrote it off as a suicide since the kid technically did use the drill on himself. Who came up with the crazy idea that drilling holes in a person's head would fix them? Seems like that would do the exact opposite. Dean makes me tear up again when he talks to Sam about how he's feeling. Dude you're going to break me. Finally Dean gets a phone call and the boys are reunited with Castiel who finally found a phone booth. Thank the gods for them still being around. There's one at Walmart and another at the library. It would be stupid to get rid of them because guess what batteries go dead and you don't always have a phone on you. I do feel cheated that there was no hug but hopefully there is next week and the episode looks fun with the boys going all cowboy again and Casitel joins in with a cowboy hat of his own.