Rainy Nights

"I can't remember the last time it rained. I like the rain. It is so wet and cold. I think I'm going to watch some golf. That's a good way to spend an evening"
Roman got comfortable on the couch and turned the TV on with the remote.
"Tonight is the night to get it on. That's right you too can get some. Has it been a long time since you've been in the sack?"
Roman was about to change the channel when he realized he knew the woman speaking in the infommercial.
"That's Hattie."
Roman got comfortable on the couch and turned the TV on with the remote.
"Tonight is the night to get it on. That's right you too can get some. Has it been a long time since you've been in the sack?"
Roman was about to change the channel when he realized he knew the woman speaking in the infommercial.
"That's Hattie."

"Will you shut up Roman. You're giving me indigestion."
Stefano reached inside his coat pocket for his pack of gum. He pulled out a piece and popped it into his mouth.
"I want a piece Steffy."
"Get your own gum Roman."
"There's a chess match on 234."
Stefano reached inside his coat pocket for his pack of gum. He pulled out a piece and popped it into his mouth.
"I want a piece Steffy."
"Get your own gum Roman."
"There's a chess match on 234."

"What in the hell is he doing here Roman? I can't believe you're hanging out with Stefano Dimera."
Roman just rolled his eyes. Marlena was such a drama queen.
"He's my friend Marlena. Can you leave now?"
Marlena looked at the TV.
"Is that me?"
"No Marlena that's Hattie. She has a line of sexual aids."
"Oh my god you've lost your mind. I'm leaving. I must go home to make out with John."
Roman just waved and Stefano just sat there and chewed his gum. Roman wished he'd had sex with Hattie when he had the chance.
"Hey Steffy could you get me Hattie's number?"
"Only if your promise to stop calling me that."
Roman nodded.
By Barbara Desmond
Roman just rolled his eyes. Marlena was such a drama queen.
"He's my friend Marlena. Can you leave now?"
Marlena looked at the TV.
"Is that me?"
"No Marlena that's Hattie. She has a line of sexual aids."
"Oh my god you've lost your mind. I'm leaving. I must go home to make out with John."
Roman just waved and Stefano just sat there and chewed his gum. Roman wished he'd had sex with Hattie when he had the chance.
"Hey Steffy could you get me Hattie's number?"
"Only if your promise to stop calling me that."
Roman nodded.
By Barbara Desmond