My Eggs

"I'm sorry I stole your eggs Maggie."
Victor was having the worst birthday ever. The woman he loved just found out that he stole some eggs thirty odd years ago. When he had the chance he was going to make sure that Henderson paid for being such an idiot. He didn't want Maggie to know that he stole the eggs all those years ago.
"They were my eggs Victor."
"You weren't using them."
Victor was having the worst birthday ever. The woman he loved just found out that he stole some eggs thirty odd years ago. When he had the chance he was going to make sure that Henderson paid for being such an idiot. He didn't want Maggie to know that he stole the eggs all those years ago.
"They were my eggs Victor."
"You weren't using them."

"True but what if I wanted to use them now?"
Victor smiled. At first he thought Maggie was joking but she wasn't laughing.
"Crap why did you have to find out on my birthday of all days?"
Maggie got up and stormed out of the pub. Victor decided to get drunk and drown his sorrows.
"Victor you should go home."
"Holy crap Caroline you scared the hell out of me. I nearly had a heart attack."
By Barbara Desmond
Victor smiled. At first he thought Maggie was joking but she wasn't laughing.
"Crap why did you have to find out on my birthday of all days?"
Maggie got up and stormed out of the pub. Victor decided to get drunk and drown his sorrows.
"Victor you should go home."
"Holy crap Caroline you scared the hell out of me. I nearly had a heart attack."
By Barbara Desmond