I've been having weird dreams. I was on the couch when it started raining pudding. I was watching Deadly Fake Pets which is similar to Deadly Women. My real human doesn't know that I watch that. I sometimes sneak into her room when she's watching it because that show is just all kinds of crazy. Real humans are nuts. Fake pets aren't as crazy. I got on my back and started swallowing the pudding. My tummy started growing and growing until I exploded. I woke up and found that I'd ripped the pillow apart in my sleep.
I wonder what that dream means. I haven't had pudding in a really long time. Maybe that's it. I should see if my real human can get me some or even better I'll ask Jackie to stop by with some. We are long overdue for a get together. Oh that's a great idea. I think I'll invite her over and we can eat whatever we want and watch movies all night. I need to do something fun. I've given up on the book. It is just too hard and I still can't remember that girl's name which makes me feel bad but I never try to do research to find out. It is just something that I need to put out of my mind. I need to get past this. I escaped the clutches of a psychotic killer and survived along with my best friend Jackie. We were both very lucky. Maybe I could try writing something else like a children's book.