Life Lessons Learned From Supernatural
Season 1
1. Don't let the death of a loved one destroy the ability to enjoy a nice chocolate chip cookie.
2. If you're stupid enough to go int the wood always bring a bag of M&Ms for something to eat or if you need to leave a trail.
3. If people start drowning in town you might want to move.
4. Hum Metallica when you're a nervous flyer.
5. Just to be safe don't say Bloody Mary in front of a mirror.
6. You might be dealing with a shapeshifter if you see two of the same person unless they happen to be twins.
7. Always research the history of jewelry before wearing it to avoid unleashing a homicidal spirit.
8. You can never have too much bug spray.
9. Always pay attention to a dream about your childhood home.
10. Don't bring your date to a closed mental asylum.
11. Beware of fugly scarecrows.
12. Water and tasers don't mix.
13. Watch out for scary trucks.
14. Odds are pretty good that someone out there has a suckier life than you do.
15. Beware of little girls with knives.
16. Use a flare gun to escape an evil shadow.
17. Be careful about what you believe in since it could come true.
18. Watch out for old ladies that sleep with their peepers open.
19. Never buy a creepy painting since it just might kill you.
20. If you have backup you're more likely to survive.
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1. Don't let the death of a loved one destroy the ability to enjoy a nice chocolate chip cookie.
2. If you're stupid enough to go int the wood always bring a bag of M&Ms for something to eat or if you need to leave a trail.
3. If people start drowning in town you might want to move.
4. Hum Metallica when you're a nervous flyer.
5. Just to be safe don't say Bloody Mary in front of a mirror.
6. You might be dealing with a shapeshifter if you see two of the same person unless they happen to be twins.
7. Always research the history of jewelry before wearing it to avoid unleashing a homicidal spirit.
8. You can never have too much bug spray.
9. Always pay attention to a dream about your childhood home.
10. Don't bring your date to a closed mental asylum.
11. Beware of fugly scarecrows.
12. Water and tasers don't mix.
13. Watch out for scary trucks.
14. Odds are pretty good that someone out there has a suckier life than you do.
15. Beware of little girls with knives.
16. Use a flare gun to escape an evil shadow.
17. Be careful about what you believe in since it could come true.
18. Watch out for old ladies that sleep with their peepers open.
19. Never buy a creepy painting since it just might kill you.
20. If you have backup you're more likely to survive.
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