Uh I don't know what that means. This gets my vote for weird chapter title.
Ooh a lavender limo.
Oh sure that makes sense to want a phone that holds twice as many pictures of naked people. Who isn't randomly taking shots of naked people? Well I did get that one of the butt crack that one time outside of Walmart.
Shut up Simone. Pizza sounds good. I should check to see if it is still on sale. It should be because I think the sale ends up Tuesday and the new sale starts on Wednesday. Yep I'm full of grocery store knowledge.
Nothing says classy like thanking the guy for like making your bogus best friend.
What an asshole. Guess what blood doesn't make you a father.
Good for Carrie asking what persona non grata is. Nope it isn't a band.
Yes reality does bite and I think it is also the name of a movie.
Bitch much Simone? Also hello to Ms Hypocrisy.
Oh sure great idea Simone to show off the girls at a fashion show. Real professional.
What Happened In Vegas
Oh sure I wear a tiara to bed.
Maybe Simone is getting revenge with exposing the marriage that may or may not have happened and the bogus you failed the drug test big time thing.
Negligees are weird.
This isn't a funny we got married under the influence like the time Ross and Rachel got married in Vegas while they were drunk off their asses.
Hello run another drug test and prove the other one was wrong.
Damn this Liz chick is a total stalker. You don't just hide in a person's bathroom. She's like that chick in the creepy Jergens commercials. I can't be the only one to notice just how creepy they are with that chick breaking into peoples houses.
Astrid? I thought for sure it was going to be Simone that's behind it all. Well Liz girl you came in handy but you might want to lay off your stalkerish ways a bit.
No one ever asked to buy my pee. Yes I'd totally do it.
The "Bitz" Hits The Fan
Yes something does need to be done about that bitch Astrid.
What? Astrid is Magdalene's daughter? I didn't see that coming not that I was actually giving any thought to either one.
Who wouldn't love diamond earrings? Maybe not these earrings but other diamond earrings would be fabulous for me but I'll just stick with CZ because diamonds are way out of my price range. We aren't even on the same planet.