"Why are you looking at me Ivy?"
Steffy wished Ivy would leave. Her Spanx were killing her and she wasn't sure how much longer she could suck her gut in. She was also craving a donut.
"What did you do to your hair?"
Steffy touched her hair.
"Do you like it? I thought I'd try something new. They do say blondes have more fun."
Ivy knew she had to tell Steffy how horrible her hair looked. She had been selected as the person to break the news to Steffy.
"You know what I'm just going to come out and say it."
"I wish you would."
"Your hair looks horrible. You're a beautiful girl and you look best with dark hair."
Ivy turned around and walked out of the room. She had nearly made it out the door when something hit her in the back.
Ivy ran because she knew Steffy was crying and didn't want to deal with her. It was bad enough that Pam and Rick begged her to tell Steffy how bad her hair looked because it would sound nicer with an Australian accent.
Wyatt thought he was dreaming until he realized that Steffy was in bed with him and he was really kissing her. He had no idea how she got in since he always made sure to lock up after he came home.
"Mmm you taste good."
Steffy looked at Wyatt. She had her mission and she was determined to do it no matter what it took. Aside from tasting like socks the guy wasn't half bad at kissing.
Wyatt couldn't remember the last time he had brushed his teeth but whatever he did or didn't do seemed to be working for him. He really thought he'd have to spank his monkey in the morning but now it looked like he was going to get extremely lucky. He leaned in to kiss Steffy some more but she pulled away.
"I need to know something before we continue."
Wyatt smiled at Steffy.
"Anything you want."
"Where's my monkey?"
Wyatt's mouth dropped open. He couldn't tell her that he lost it when he borrowed it. He didn't even know how she knew that he was the one that stole it. He had been searching Ebay and Etsy for a monkey to replace it while hoping that Steffy wouldn't notice it was gone.
Steffy couldn't stop staring at her new ring.
"So do you like it?"
Steffy couldn't bear to look away from her ring so she just nodded and drooled over her shiny new ring.
"Okay I guess you like it. I'm going to bed. I'll leave you two alone."
Liam went into the bedroom while Steffy continued to gaze at her new ring. She couldn't wait to see it out in the sunlight.
"I wish it would stop raining."
Steffy walked over to the sliding glass door so she could look outside.
"Thank you Grandma."
She opened the door and stepped outside into the day that had suddenly turned into a perfect sunny day even though it was ten at night.
"Ooh you're so pretty."
Steffy continued to watch her ring and noticed something strange.
"Oh my god my ring is melting. What the hell?"
She started screaming for Liam.
Ivy wanted to claw out Steffy's eyes but she didn't want to ruin her manicure so she just stared at Steffy and didn't say a word.
"What do you want Ivy?"
Steffy felt like squirming but she refused to give Ivy the satisfaction.
"I want you to stop stealing my waffles."
Steffy rolled her eyes.
"I don't know what you're talking about."
Ivy felt like screaming but instead she took a deep breath and glared at Steffy.
"I have a video of you stealing them."
Steffy's mouth dropped open. She didn't remember a camera. She didn't say a word as Ivy walked over to the door and let in Lieutenant Baker. He was eating a jelly donut.
"You're in big trouble young lady."
Steffy didn't say a word as she was led out of Forrester Creations in handcuffs. She cursed Ivy as she was put into the back seat of the cruiser. She vowed to get revenge on the beauty from down under no matter what it took.
Liam gazed into Steffy's eyes that always reminded him of chocolate. He was about to kiss her when his stomach grumbled. He jumped off of the couch.
"Oh man I'm starving."
Steffy was annoyed but she managed to keep a smile on her face. She didn't know how long she'd have before Liam jumped back to Ivy.
"I'll give you something sweet."
Liam started jogging back and forth.
"You have chocolate?"
Steffy rolled her eyes.
"Do I look like I eat chocolate?"
Liam shrugged. He hated it when people did that. It just confused him. What was wrong with saying yes or no? He watched Steffy but she just sat there on the couch.
"I'm going to the grocery store. Do you want anything?"
Steffy just shook her head and watched Liam walk out the door.
"Damn it foiled again."
She jumped when she heard the laughing.
"Who is that?"
She knew the voice but she couldn't place it. This wasn't the first time she heard the laughing but she could never find anyone.
"Stop doing that Darla."
Darla's floating head bobbed outside of Liam's place.
"Stephanie I need to have some fun."
"Okay but not at my granddaughter's expense."
"That bitch killed my little girl."
"Mom stop calling me that."
Hope watched Wyatt as he searched his bag.
"Why aren't you looking at me?"
Wyatt took a deep breathe before turning to face Hope. He started to laugh.
"I'm sorry but I just can't look at you right now."
Hope glared at Wyatt's back. She knew someone who would love to be looking at her right now. Wyatt turned around when Hope slammed the door behind her.
"Oh my god those shorts are ridiculous."
Suddenly a fist was flying right at him. He wasn't able to move out of the way in time.
"How dare you make Hope cry. She is so beautiful even in those silly looking shorts."
Wyatt held his hand up to his nose which was gushing blood. He wondered how he was going to get the blood out of the carpet.
"Dude are you even paying attention to me?"
Wyatt glared at Liam.
"You hit me."
"If you laugh at Hope again I'm going to kick your ass."
Liam stepped over Wyatt and went outside where Hope was waiting for him. She threw her arms around him and gave him a big kiss.
Quinn knelt by Hope.
"Hope are you okay?"
Hope glared at Quinn.
"Leave me alone."
Quinn got up and left. She kept looking back at Hope and wondered if she'd die.
"No she can't die. The triangle can't be broken."
She pulled out her phone and called Wyatt. He didn't answer.
"Damn it where are you?"
Liam popped out of the bushes.
"What are you doing here?"
"Why are you here?"
Liam pushed Quinn aside when he noticed Hope at the bottom of the stairs. He raced down the stairs and prayed he wouldn't fall on his face although he did have a brief moment of thinking how romantic it would be if he landed right next to Hope and her perfectly placed hair.
"I'm coming my beloved."
Hope looked around. She was so glad that Quinn was finally gone. She struggled to sit up. Liam helped her stand up.
"Oh Hope haven't you learned the lesson about heels? They should never be worn."
"I know but I feel so tiny without them."
"Let's get some ice cream."
Hope smiled at Liam. Liam felt like the sun was shining just for the two of them. A shiver ran through him when he heard a cackle in the distance.
"I'm not going to eat until you make up with your brother."
Wyatt frowned at Hope.
"That's not going to happen. I'll never get along with Yoga Boy."
Hope glared at Wyatt.
"Don't knock yoga until you try it."
Wyatt rolled his eyes.
"I'm out of here. You deserve to be with Yoga Boy. I'm going to go get a hooker."
The door slammed behind Wyatt.
"What a drama queen."
Hope turned around when she heard Liam's voice.
"How did you get in here?"
Liam smiled at Hope. She was prettier every time he saw her.
"I climbed in the window."
"Do I smell pizza?"
Liam smiled and pulled out a pizza he was holding behind his back.
Hope grabbed the pizza and sat down on the couch.
"Want something to drink?"
Hope nodded as she took a big bite out of the pizza. It tasted like heaven. She moaned with pleasure while Liam smiled as he went to get his beloved a bottle of water.
Liam smiled at Hope. He really loved seeing her in plaid. It made him feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
"Why are you looking at me like that?"
"You look so beautiful in plaid."
"Liam you shouldn't talk like that. I'm married to Wyatt."
Liam rolled his eyes.
"Are you really married?"
Hope thought about the day when she jumped off the yacht.
"Oh my god I'm not married. We were never actually pronounced man and wife. I just jumped into the water with Wyatt."
Liam started doing a jig. He was so thrilled.
"Hey what's going on here?"
Liam spun around.
"Hey bro. Looks like you aren't married to Hope after all."
Wyatt's mouth fell open.
"Sorry Wyatt. I'm going to go with Liam now. He loves me in plaid. You didn't even mention how pretty I was today."
She kicked him in the nuts as she walked by. She grabbed Liam's hand and they skipped out of Forrester.
Triangle Of Doom
I'm not sure if this is a fluke or not. I should probably put it in a different section but having it in this format makes it easier to tweet. Yes this is where I'll be making fun of the triangle we just want to end.