First I want to give a round of applause to whoever gave the first episode a name although I do want to have the job of naming the first episode of a TV show. It is fine to not have a name until you get the green light but if you do that's where I'd like to come in. I could watch the episode and name it so there aren't more shows with the boring first episode called Pilot which isn't a name at all. So kudos for that.
Second I have a confession to make. I haven't read this series. Don't throw anything at me. I did read enough of the first book to know that I'm going to enjoy it. I seem to have good luck that way so I do plan on reading the series. I just need three more books. Yes I have the books and I do have the new box sets with the new covers on my Wishlist that I'm hoping a book fairy will buy me. Just don't buy them at the store. I almost had a heart attack when I turned over the box set for the Infernal Devices and saw it cost $41.99. Holy crap that's a lot of money for three books. I'm kind of swimming in books to review but I do hope to slip in this series because I don't want to feel like the books I'm reviewing are homework since that would suck and I didn't like assigned reading although I've always been a reader. Does that even make sense?
So the only thing I knew was the term Shadowhunters and that it was supernatural with the creatures and I knew some of the names like Clary, Simon, and Jace. I'm not totally clueless. I have to say that I enjoyed it. I'm really liking Clary but damn talk about having a Buffy birthday. I think Mom should have sat her down before serious shit went down so poor Clary isn't stuck wondering what in the hell to do now that these weirdos stole her mother who seemed to put herself in a magical coma which reminds me of a character from the Creepy Hollow series by Rachel Morgan. Check it out. It is a great series. I kinda think that Luke knew she was there and just lied to keep those suit guys that are bad news clueless but I could be wrong. He just looked over like he knew she was hiding behind the stairs. I'd be wigging out too if I went out to celebrate my birthday and weird shit started happening.
Okay me actually going out for my birthday would be weird but I'm talking about Clary. I really like Simon too. I do like those cool sword thingies that turn into swords and help deglamorize them. At least Simon knows she isn't crazy. I think the blonde guy is Jace and he's kind of a douche. Give the girl a break. She's new to this insanity that is normal for you. It might just be me but Clary and Simon kinda remind me of Xander and Willow. Just me? I don't know how this compares to the book but so far I'm enjoying it much more than that other show. Here's my post about it where I gripe. Apparently if you say something on Twitter where you're limited people think you're one of those people that expect everything to be the same which isn't true for me. I'm cool with changes although I will admit that this applies to shows while movies should remain faithful to the book. So instead of getting pissed off I ignored the two people and just wrote that post instead.
I have no idea what the Mortal Cup is. It doesn't sound very special unless it turns immortals into mortals which would make killing easier I guess if you misplace your thingie. Sorry but I don't know what that thing is called but I do know that I want one. I do have a Angelic Rune necklace. Yes I'm a little strange but I love bookish jewelry and well it was a gift. I get the feeling that Valentine was Joss's boyfriend or something since he seems to have some major feels for her. I'm just going with the shortened version of the name since I'm unsure of the spelling. Could he be Clary's dad? No don't tell me. There are very eager to get their hands on it and Joss doesn't want that to happen. Maybe Clary is the Mortal Cup. I really have no clue. I'm lucky I learned some of the names. Sure Isabelle dresses skanky but I think I might like her and she was probably doing that to lure in beasties to kill in that club. Tonight I plan on watching at least another episode of this show in an attempt to catch up. I just wish I got paid every time they mention the new name which I find totally lame. It makes ABC look bad to me since it's like they want to not be associated with it and oh crap I almost sense a slew of reality shows coming. Like we need more of those although I will admit to watching a few.
I wasn't planning to watch but when I heard my favorite Youtubers that do videos PLLFreaks13 were going to continue this torturous journey I decided to at least watch the first episode. If you aren't subscribed you need to be because they are hilarious. So I watched and totally avoided the episode we won't mention ever again. I'm pretending it didn't exist although I would have been cool with Cece oh I mean Charlotte jumping off the building. Raise your hand if you agree.
I went in with very low expectations and frankly I was pretty bored. I was shocked to see Bryon and had a random thought about him and Ezra having a fling. Some shit went down and Nicole is dead. My question is who the fuck is Nicole? I guess there are so many people that pop up that is is easy to lose track. I don't care if she's dead but Ezra seems to be taking it pretty hard. Dude hook up with Ella or Byron. Speaking of Ella where was she? Hello Holly was the reason I decided to watch this show in the first place. Of course there are plenty of other familiar faces and ironically I think all three of the actors from Days aren't actually on together even though the characters were all connected in some way. Tyler played a friend and weird doppelganger of Abby's cousin Stephanie. Roark played Ashley's uncle but I don't think they were on at the same time and of course on here he's the worst dad ever. Hello Tom are you there or are you dead too?
Ashley magically transformed Radley into a hotel so it makes total sense that the girls got their drink on before they went upstairs to the room. Deja vu much. What are those pills you're hiding Em? Apparently she's turned into a klepto and she probably dropped out of school but everyone is clueless. I will admit that it was nice to have a Toby and Emily moment since she's the one that befriended him first and realized he was being unfairly judged although I don't totally trust him. This show just makes you paranoid and throw in some Snapped and many shows on Investigation Discovery and the paranoia just naturally kicks in. Poor Wayne is dead and it looks like Pam isn't over it because she broke up with her boyfriend. I am glad the moms got out of the basement. It was also nice to see Veronica. I still want the spin off of the Rosewood Moms since that would be better than what I was watching. I swear I will never watch anything done by Marlene King ever again. You'd have to pay me money to do it. I'm not kidding. Pay me and I'll suffer through.
I'm confused. Ali was shown writing Rollins on the board but she called the dude Dr Rollins. Is this another case of Teen Wolf where certain characters don't have actual first names? I find that weird. Of course she wants the girls to lie to get Charlotte out of the nuthouse. Oddly Jason is gone. Um didn't he buy the house back with the money he got when Grandma croaked? It was strange because I watched a little of the special and there was a scene that took place a few months later where Ali and Jason visited their sister and he hugged her. That baffled me. Are we supposed to believe nothing happened between them? Even if she said she was Asexual that doesn't automatically mean sex is off the table and if he decided that he was okay with that obviously there would be other things that siblings shouldn't be doing. It is one thing for the Dollanger siblings to do that because the world in the attic only had four people in it so while that is icky it is kinda understandable at the same time.
Mona showed up. Honestly the only thing I could semi enjoy was seeing the actors I like. I don't blame them for this mess. I blame Marlene. Yes bitch I'm talking to you. What the fuck were you thinking? Oh right you weren't thinking clearly hence all the plot holes. I think she might have told the truth but since she's Mona you can't be totally sure. She would have a better understanding since she was locked up in Radley. Spencer wasn't there for very long while Mona was there for months and Charlotte was there for years although she went to college and had her own apartment, a job, went on vacation and managed to get multiple surgeries while being locked up in the nuthouse. I guess she has excellent insurance not to mention surgeons. Deja vu with Charlotte being pushed off the bell tower. Hell I'm surprised there wasn't a suicide note but this is a murder instead of a real suicide with a fake suicide note. Still doesn't make sense and never will.
I am glad that Aria told the truth. Even though five years passed by these girls were tormented for two years that felt more like six so of course they are going to have issues. I guess it would have been beyond awkward for Ali to invite the girls over with Charlotte coming home. Why weren't they seen together? That was just stupid because you see Ali getting ready to welcome her sister home and no mention was made of Jason and next the bitch is dead. So of course that means a fun funeral. I bet there's a store in town that sells funeral dresses. That person is making a ton of money on all those funerals. It was deja vu all over again with Ali/Bethany's funeral and look who walks in but Sara. I'm confused. I remember Emily punching the bitch which I'm sure we all cheered at because that was the only part of the mid season finale I liked. She's wearing her black widow outfit but you can see through the veil. Does that bitch go to every funeral? Not that I'm going to check but I swear she was outside at the Ali/Bethany funeral. I think I remember seeing her walk by. Anyhoo it was deja vu Jenna with Toby escorting her in. What happened? Why did she just get out? Why would the girls feel bad about what happened to Sara? I don't.
Just like I thought this episode sucked. I think I'll stick with watching videos of my favorite Youtubers that talk about the show because they are more entertaining. Of course it ended the same way as the first episode did with Lorenzo showing up and telling them not to leave town. Oh yeah Toby's building a house for who knows what reason. I'm just wondering how he's doing this on a cop's salary. He's pissed about not getting a promotion. He should consider himself lucky after all he became a cop in two seconds. Okay it was a weekend and he managed to go to college. Oh joy and Ali is magically a teacher despite missing more than half of her high school years. I guess she got her GED and whizzed through college. I just find it strange that she would teach at the high school where her supposed best friends were tormented for their junior and senior years. You'd think people wouldn't want her around because people always want to blame the family members of people who do horrible things. That shit is all on Charlotte. I just don't see myself being able to do a season and half more of this show since they add in extra episodes. It is a shame that this show has gone so much down the crapper.
I guess that quiz was right when it told me that Castiel is my Supernatural boyfriend. I don't get the whole Orange Is The New Black either. I tried watching it but I hate that back and forth bullshit so I don't bother with it but the name is strange. Orange isn't a good color at all and that is being beaten to death much like that stupid what happens in insert whatever to death.
Anyhoo this episode was a bit different since it was from the perspective of the Impala. I did have some odd thoughts while I was watching. Could Baby be a lesbian? Is that why we couldn't see Sam even thought we should have been able to when he was in the backseat with that girl? He isn't exactly a smallish fellow. They totally cheated. Dean finally wears shorts of his own free will and we don't see it and we don't see shirtless Sam in the backseat. It could be because she felt that it was weird to look at him since he's family or whatever. Me and Sam had the same thought because I would call the Impala their home since it is the only constant aside from each other.
I did get confused when past John showed up. Is Sam really getting visions? Hello they come with a skull cracking migraine or is that only when demon blood is fed to you when you're a baby. I wonder if he's God. Sam did make an interesting point when he said that both of them could be getting messages from two different sides. Who knows? It was so sweet when they were talking about their dreams. That is so adorable just thinking of Dean learning how to drive with I'm guessing a John that is more like pre-daddy John than I'm so obsessed with revenge that I'm a shitty father John.
While Dean and Sam were off working a case Castiel learned the magic that is Netflix. That would have been an adorable scene. I just love the angel in a trench coat. Maybe they could Winchester him up since he is part of the family. See what he looks like in plaid. Castiel did the fun researching thing while Sam seemed to give new meaning to that. Yep he finally got payback for that time he spotted Dean on that chick that one time when he only had months to live after making that deal. Did Baby make Sam disappear? Where was he? I could hear him but I didn't see him. I just saw the blonde chick.
I wonder if the opposing sides are going to pair up to fight the Darkness since both sides are scared shitless which is understandable. So it hasn't arrived or it won't be totally activated until Amara grows up which could happen at any time after all she's doing the super growing thing. The Ghoulpire started turning people in town so he could be ready to fight. So Sam got some from a random chick and Dean got his butt kicked by a soccer mom. Well she was a Ghoulpire at the time so I won't laugh at him. Beheading doesn't always work.
It was funny that the valet went on a little joyride with her friend with the Hello Kitty purse which turned out to be a good thing since that Hello Kitty purse helped save Dean when he needed a penny. I have a jar of pennies. I'm sure lots of them would have worked for the Ghoulpire. Once the alpha's taken out all the others turn back to normal. I'm thinking that mom felt a bit awkward when she was back to normal. On a strictly shallow note when the guy looks like Dean I'm thinking hitting isn't going to be the typical response he gets from women. Yay a sort of hug between the bros and finally after what seems like an eternity the boys jerk bitched each other.
Thank goodness for Sam being as smart as he is pretty. He found the cure but I'm thinking he won't be able to order more holy oil on Amazon. Thank goodness for Sam being so tall because obviously it took longer to knock out the taller people.
I was wondering if Amara was going to kill and super grow. I couldn't help but think of Jasmine and Hope. So she eats souls. Isn't that special? I guess there's a difference when you don't realize your soul is gone because Bobby was still Bobby when he was soulless while Sam wasn't really Sam and Jenna wasn't very Jenna. A baby's got to eat and she certainly has a colorful way of telling people what's going on. I knew something was going to happen with Grandma. I thought the baby was going to kill her instead of Jenna doing it.
Since it would make my head hurt too much I'm not going to think about Amara being a baby and an adult with the hots for Dean at the same time. That way lies pain and confusion that I don't want to be a part of. I'm confused enough already without that added in. At least Amara leaves her victims clothed and uneaten. Jasmine had people get nude before she ate them. It should be interesting to see how Crowley and Amara get along since he did provide her with a little snack when he found her walking down the street. I could be lured in too with Book Outlet and Amazon gift cards.
Thank goodness for Castiel still being able to think clearly despite being tortured by Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum. Someone needs to fix him stat. How is he supposed to know where Booger is? I will admit that Hanna was clever but not clever enough for my favorite trench coat wearing angel. The poor guy keeps getting betrayed by his angel friends which is probably why he picks the Winchesters because they are more loyal than the dicks with wings bunch. He seemed to be channeling Valesca and Callisto when he made those spikes of doom pop out of his head. I really could have used that ability this past week. I had the headache from hell and I'm still recovering. The three guys need to be back together so they can figure out what to do next. It isn't looking good and I have to say I don't like Billy the reaper. Hands off the pretty bitch.
I am so glad I found out about the move. I'm almost caught up on this season. This was a really great episode. I'm no stranger to the musical. My first was Xena and now this one has joined the ranks although there are other episodes where there's singing. A lot was packed in for twenty minutes of episode. Even Glee couldn't pull that off and it was twice as long.
I am in shock. I was feeling bad for Diamond Tiara. That's just a very strange thing. I did like that we found out more about her which kinda explains why she is the way she is. Has she really changed? I think it was quite fitting that the Cutie Mark Crusaders helped Diamond Tiara unleash the nice pony within and as a result they got their cutie marks. Holy crap they are causing me to tear up again. Don't tell me you didn't tear up in the last episode when Big Mac was talking to Apple Bloom. Here's hoping she's reformed and yay Pip gets to stay president and they get a new playground.
I just wonder why Diamond Tiara was getting bitchy with her best friend who was only trying to help her. They should do a spin off with the younger ponies. The more ponies the merrier and damn it I want to see more of Big Mac. I love that big stallion. How could you not love a pony that dresses up in drag for his little sister? Also I think he just might like it. I remember that episode where he became a super hero. He likes to feel pretty and who can blame him. Don't we all want to be pretty?
Color me not shocked that Diamond Tiara's mom is a bitch. I did wonder what her cutie mark meant. I guess it has something to do with leadership skills. Now I'm wondering about Silver Spoon. Maybe Diamond was cranky because it's that time of the month. I get bitchy so be warned because the visitor has come and I don't like it one bit. I might even do a little fan fiction because I might be a in a writing mood and this would be one of the potential fandoms. I'll see what happens. If I don't end up feeling the strong urge to hurl I just might let my fingers do the walking and see what happens.
You gotta love how Sam's hair stayed perfect during this episode. It survived the darkness. Seriously what does that boy use on his hair? Come on you know he has pretty hair. Yes I did write a weird drabble about his hair since I seem to be weird and write about hair when weird and random ideas pop into my head.
I can't blame the Darkness for having a crush on Dean. Who doesn't? Look at how pretty he is even when he's crying. That should be illegal. It isn't a pretty sight when I start crying. I do wonder if the two being bound together is anything like the maternity spell Nicci cast on Kahlan in the Sword Of Truth books. If anything happened to Nicci it happened to Kahlan so that isn't good because I prefer Dean to not be dead. I'm also hoping he shows an elbow next when he shows skin. A girl can dream.
I kinda envied Sam being knocked out since I could use a nap. So far so good on the whole not being pissed off at Sam this year because he did look for Dean who was found a mile from the car. I have no idea how Sam knew it was a mile. I don't know when I've walked a mile unless I reach a place that I know is a mile away because someone told me. When you're an avid pedestrian you tend to not know things like that unless you know how long it takes you to walk a certain amount. Unfortunately there wasn't any hugging which sucks. Come on there needs to be at least one hug but sadly none in this episode. After rescuing Castiel there should be a group hug. A girl can dream.
Speaking of my favorite trench coat wearing angel things are not looking good for him. Don't point a gun at my angel you asshole. You're just going to piss him off. I get Castiel being desperate and calling for help but I knew those two were trouble when they took him to that sketchy place and of course chaining him up doesn't sound like they are there to help him. I smell torture coming from these two assholes who need to be killed. Come on Hanna save your boy. I know you like him. Oh wait is she dead? My brain isn't working right now. Be glad I'm somewhat coherent. Lack of sleep really screws with your head big time so there's some weird shit floating around up here.
I guess Crowley was in the mood for a little fun since he jumped into some chick's body. I think his two minions were jealous. He seems to think the Darkness isn't real or that she'd be on his side but who knows at this point. She does have something in common with Crowley. She has a thing for Dean but who doesn't. Who knows what trouble she's going to cause. I'm assuming she's to blame for the construction workers to go insane and kinda zombieish. They aren't dead but they are intent on infecting whoever they get in contact with. That isn't good. Shit is Sammy not immune to freaky demonic viruses anymore?
The guys run into the road crew from hell and meet a Deputy named Jenna. I'm sure many were jealous that she got tended to by Dean. Who wouldn't want him to sew up a gaping wound in their side? Thanks to her the boys who are afraid to bare any skin showed some skin. Yep the people infected go black veined like Willow did that one time when she sucked up all the dark magick from those books and planned on taking out the world. They go to the hospital and things aren't good there. Sam finds a guy hiding in a closet with his baby. Sucks to be that poor kid. Mom dies and Dad later dies because he's been infected but at least he got to name her before that happened. Hope Jenna's ready for motherhood.
Oh boys you should know by now that splitting up isn't a really good idea. Dean, Jenna, and the baby escape while Sam distracts the Hostiles. Sorry I can't help but think of Spike and his code name of Hostile 17. I think part of Sam figured he would be immune just like I did but it isn't looking like it. Always check your hiding place for any stray zombies before you hide to avoid getting infected. I guess they smelled it on him which isn't good. Oh if only Bobby was around to help with a cure or Giles for that matter. Can you imagine how uber smart those two would be together? It would be insane to see what those two could pull off. Someone should totally do a fan fiction with those two teaming up and hell throw in Rufus because he's fun. It isn't looking good at all. Shit is it next week yet?
I always debate on how to spell fan fiction. The urge is to split it up into two words like they did for the title of this episode but I often see it as one word. This isn't my first musical episode but it is the first one where the characters aren't actually singing at all. Kinda bummed about that.
I didn't know what to expect. Xena is the first one that went musical and they did it so great they did it twice. Buffy did one too and that was great. Even though Dean and Sam weren't singing I did enjoy it. The girl that played Castiel was just adorable. I hated the girl in the picture here with the ponytail. How dare you call us old you stupid little bitch. That's just wrong comparing Dean and Sam to Rufus and Bobby not that I don't adore the older fellas.
It did remind me a bit of The Play's The Thing where Gabrielle had a play based on her scrolls. I'm not sure if this was a college or a high school. One girl did say something about college credit but I'm thinking an all girls high school is more likely than an all girls college. I narrowly missed going to an all girls high school. Thank the gods I was too dumb to pass the test you had to take. Anyhoo the girl in the beret whose name I can't think of decided to pick up where Chuck left off and created a play. I don't know what she was thinking when she decided to add robots but I think she was smart enough to realize that Dean and Sam were Dean and Sam and she also got to meet Chuck at the end.
I've been a bit suspicious of Dean being magically cursed so easily but I have to admit that he kinda seemed Dean like. Dean found the case by looking through a newspaper but I have to wonder if he was tempted by the all girls part of the equation. A teacher went missing when she was abducted by some weird tree creature that made me think of that episode of Angel where that tree thingie sucked down its victims. Another girl goes missing and it seems like anyone that wants to shut down the play goes missing. They don't go far since they end up in the basement. Uh I'm not sure why those two weren't able to get out unless there was some kind of magical lock god thing that prevented them from getting out. It's not like they were tied up.
Beret Girl seems to scare easily since that scarecrow was just sad. I'm glad that Dean torched it since that needed to go stat but of course that didn't make the problem stop since Calliope was there to get her eat on. Once Beret Girl lived out her dream to have her play performed she was going to be eaten. I'm hoping Calliope was going to eat the ponytail girl too since I didn't like her. Anyhoo I kinda liked Beret Girl. She can't be all bad if she watches Orphan Black and if anyone is reading this which I doubt you should watch that show since it is pretty damn good. I'm still not totally convinced that only one girl plays a million different people.
I guess I was expecting more singing since I was going by the other musical episodes I've seen but that wasn't the case. The singing took place in the play. They didn't include Rufus but they did have a Castiel who sang a song along with pretty much everyone you could think of including Bobby. Who doesn't love Bobby? If you don't I think you should be eaten but oops Calliope was taken out by Sam and faux Sam. They even sang Carry On Wayward Son so it was a fun episode that was light. I still don't those who enjoy the incesty aspect of Dean and Sam. With Xena the subtext was cool because the two weren't related. Now if Jensen and Jared were in another show playing characters that weren't related I could see the appeal of them being all coupley but I don't get the incest appeal or the rapemance appeal which is a whole other story not related in any way to this show. This concludes the rare instance of me babbling about a show.
I did wonder about Sam who seemed jealous about Dean and Castiel being a couple. He even brought up possible smashed names. Maybe it's the brain damage but I don't get that shit so I'll just stick with the names since that's less confusing. When Sam first Castiel he did fanboy over her so maybe he has a crush on the guy. Could you blame him? Castiel's adorable. I wonder if I'll be writing some fan fiction today. It could happen since I'm trapped inside a freaking snowglobe today. I do think my fever is gone at least I think it is since time has slowed down again. For some weird reason yesterday went by really fast which is weird for me since it tends to be the opposite. Add in the horrible weather and I'm in for a miserable time. Damn I just got out of the fine cloud at the library. I don't want to get under another one because the weather is wrong. Hello Weather Gods it is fall not winter.
Oh how nice did the rapist also invent the hypodermic needle? It was odd that Cotton was a bit squeamish about John stabbing the witch in the chest with the needle after he raped his favorite hooker in the church. Supposedly stringing up a witch in the cemetery under Saturn makes her talk. Yeah that was really helpful.
The witch whose name I don't know spouted off riddles but she basically told Cotton that he'd been killing innocent people but I don't think he got the connection. She ends up breaking free and bites her wrists. I thought at firs she bit her hands off since there was quite a lot of blood spewing from her wrists. She was just having a little fun before she sent the zombies after them. So it was a bad idea to hang out in the cemetery while questioning the witch.
Tituba is really jealous of Mercy. Mercy should sleep with one eye open. Tituba acted like a jealous lover. Tonight Mary found out that what's her name set everything in motion. She convinced George to send John off in the hopes he'd die in battle. Mary had just turned Mercy into a witch which involved telling her the story of how she became a witch followed by teleporting to the woods where she appeared to be ready to kill Mercy. Mercy of course took off screaming. I can't blame her for that. So the cunning man had quite the evening's entertainment in the woods this evening. Instead of getting her throat slit Mercy got stripped and had the fun hallucinations to get witchified. When Mary found out that what's her name sent away John she used her newbie witch to take off the bitch's head. That broke the spell so the dead went back to their graves.
I just wonder what's up with Anne's dad. It looks like mom is about to let Anne in on the family secret. Maybe he's dead. Who knows. Maybe Anne only thought the guy in the black robe was her dad. It could have been Satan posing as her dad. Who knows. I guess we'll have to wait until the next episode which looks full on crazy. Personally I could have done without seeing that much of George on his wedding night. On the bright side I am glad that I didn't have to see Cotton banging Glorianna the hooker he raped in he church. I'm not sure about the spelling but I was right about the hooker's name. Go me. I guess his religion doesn't frown on banging hookers or raping them. I would have been fine if the zombies ripped him apart and I'm not really a zombie kind of girl. I hope John puts that Hellraiser box in a safe place because Mary wants to find it.
On a totally unrelated note how do people stay attached to their phones all the time? Had two calls and I was exhausted. Luckily the weather changed so weirdo storm didn't interfere too much with watching this episode although it did have that beeping thing followed by the scrolling thing at the bottom of the screen.
You can't really blame Dean for not being too happy to see Gadreel. No idea if I'm spelling hat right. Don't feel like checking. What's up with the male angels having weirdo names anyway? Anyhoo Dean cuts him but he's able to go poof and gets away. Castiel and Sam throw Dean into the room where Crowley was being kept. I just wonder why Dean wasn't able to get out himself. It's not like the panic room that Bobby built. Dean calls for Croweleywhile the other guys go looking for Gadreel.
Yes I know the dude killed Kevin but this Gadreel guy seems to be the type that just follows orders. He is only now questioning Booger's crazy ass plan. Never trust a angel named Metatron. Is that a evil Transformer or what? Soon I should really watch Revenge Of The Nerds. He does offer to help. The angel boys go upstairs by tricking or so they thought two angels who were hanging out in the park. Apparently the doorway is in the sandbox. But the boys are outwitted by Hannah. Yes I'm assuming the spelling but in my defense aside from the Rosewood Hanna the only way I've ever seen it spelled. Don't even get me started on multiple spellings of the same name. They get jailed. It is handy that Metatron's office can be transformed into the prison.
You always know something's wrong when Dean doesn't eat. He orders food but doesn't eat. Even Crowley noticed this. They find out about this chick that got ran over and was saved by Booger who is now calling himself Marv. I guess he wanted to pick a really cool name or perhaps pathetic since he did ask Geek Cardigan Wearing Angel which angel was more pathetic. Of course someone videoed it and posted it online. She's gone by the time Dean and Crowley show up. Sam who I'm still pissed at has now finally realized that Dean's his brother. He did mention how Crowley and Gadreel were helping by going upstairs. The plan is to break Booger's link to the tablet since that's the reason he's more powerful. Take that away and he's just a nerdy angel.
Marv hooks up with homeless people. Take a moment of silence for Ginger Angel who got his ass killed by the crazy homeless people. Gadreel ends up blowing himself up to prove that Metatron is full on crazy. Yeah I don't get it either but it works and Hanna releases Castiel. Yay I'm also glad he wasn't killed before he was able to break the tablet that was in the typewriter. Castiel didn't kill Booger so his sorry ass is in the prison. I guess they were able to fix it fast. The perks of being an angel. Castiel doesn't want to lead and oh shit his angel juice is running out. Well that in the future thing was around this time so he was alive but essentially a human so that could just be that coming to fruition.
Dean punches Sam and goes off to face Metaron alone. I have to admit I enjoyed that since Sam has been pissing me off. Anyhoo Marv is hanging out in a warehouse. Things don't work quite he way Dean was planning. It doesn't help that the mark and the blade are basically acting like Richard's blade in the Sword Of Truth which means it wants him to kill, kill, kill. Of course that makes me think of that dream Dean had when they were tripping on dream root that said he was going to become a demon. Oh shit. But what about the tat? I guess the tat overrules the mark since Dean's still alive and human when the process started kinda like the demons in training on Charmed. They killed and eventually became demons.
Sam shows up and Metatron goes poof. Of course later he's thrown in jail. I'm stunned. Shit this is the second time one of my favorite hot brothers was killed this season. First Stefan now Dean. So of course I'm crying. I'm not made of stone and Sam's crying. And the Winchester tradition of making deals goes into play. I guess Sam realized that Dean was his brother and not some business partner. But Crowley ignores Sam and goes to Dean instead. He had started piecing together what I was suspecting to happen. Yep Dean's alive but he's now a black eyed bitch. Oh shit now we have to fucking wait for season ten. I'm going to need more therapy at this rate.
Whoa those coven bigwigs made me feel pretty. Were they speaking backwards? Hmm maybe it is best to stay out of the woods to avoid seeing those chicks. The one looked like she had leprosy.
I knew it was a bad idea to open he Hellraiser box. John opened it and inside there was a death apple that gave him death visions. I guess the grand rite will cause massive deaths. I'm going with a plague. The death apple burned John's hand. See I said it was a bad idea. Wear gloves if you're going to touch that thing.
It was nice to see Mercy acting like a normal girl for a change. Some girls show up and they hang out. One of the girl's had a horrible father. Color me not shocked. So Mercy decides to take advantage of her status and points the finger at the bad daddy who was about to sell his little girl to the whore house. I guess you can't blame her for wanting to get him out of the way. He doesn't sound like a great human being. I'm guessing mom is dead because dad beat her to death. The girls celebrate by dancing in the woods but Mary poops on the party.
Mary better watch it. I wouldn't blame Mercy for wanting revenge on Mary after all she has put the girl through hell. Oh the horrors of that horrible snake going down her throat and the sheer fun of dad cutting a hole in her stomach to release the snake. I just wish I hadn't seen that damn rat. I'm trying not to think about rodents because of the sitch in the garage. Mary doesn't seem to get the hell she's put this kid through. She might want to sleep with one eye open. It turns out that the coven is against her too and frankly I don't trust Tituba one bit. That bitch is out for herself.
Take a moment of silence for the poor bunny that was killed to help with the peeled off face thing. Silly Hale bought Tituba's story about John having gambling debts. What's her face clued him into the reality of the sitch. I just don't get why it is a shock that John killed people. Uh he was a freaking soldier. I'm pretty sure that killing is part of the job description. He just feels bad about it. And who is Mary to be all judgey when she kills herself? She's been killing innocent people although now there will be a actual witch that gets arrested.
If I was Gloriana or whatever that hooker's name is I'd give my rapist more than a simple slap to the face. Girl needs some self esteem. The dude raped you in the freaking church so why in the hell are you getting cozy with him after he tells you he wants to buy you? Maybe it's just me that doesn't get it. Cotton just wants to have his sex toy available to him at all times. He doesn't seem to get what a hooker does. He sure doesn't like to share. Anyhoo Cotton and John set a trap and what's her name falls in it. That's handy to have a ceiling that has a rotten board. At least now they have a real witch to interrogate instead of of innocent people although bad daddy isn't innocent.
Random TV Thoughts
Sometimes I just feel like droning on about what I'm watching even though I have no idea if anyone is interested in what I have to say.