Quinn knew Deacon was really mad. It looked like steam was going to come out of his ears. He was growling at her.
She hoped he would calm down so she smiled at him seductively.
"Don't hi Deacon me."
She continued to smile. She had no idea what to do.
"What did you do with it?"
"I don't know what you're talking about."
Deacon grabbed Quinn and held her tight.
"Don't fuck with me. You know damn well what I'm talking about."
She pointed behind her.
"It's under the bed."
Deacon rushed over to the bed and got down on his knees. He leaned down and looked under the bed. He grabbed the bear and pulled it out. He hugged it tight. He was so distracted by his reunion with his beloved teddy bear that Quinn was able to sneak away.
"Isn't it magical?"
Ridge felt like he'd been hit in the head with a sledgehammer.
"There was glitter and lights."
"Shut up Pam."
Pam glared at Ridge.
"Excuse me Mr Grumpy Pants."
Pam left Ridge alone.
"My god that woman is annoying at times."
"That's no way to talk about your Aunt Pam."
Ridge screamed when he saw his mother's floating head.
"Boy he's in a bad mood today."
Pam looked over at Donna.
"I wouldn't go in there if I were you."
"I wasn't planning on it Pammy. Want to go grab some lunch?"
"Stop looking at me."
Caroline glared at Ridge.
"How can I not look at you my muse."
"Stop speaking like that. I'm married."
"So what. I'm engaged."
Caroline felt bad for Katie who continued to wear the red string around her finger.
"You're such a bastard. Katie deserves better. I deserve better. I have better."
Ridge smiled at Katie.
"Yet you want me."
Caroline slapped Ridge. He burst into tears.
Caroline looked at Rick and said, "Nothing. Ridge is just a bit cranky."
"Ready to go?"
Caroline nodded. She grabbed Rick's hand and turned to look back at Ridge. She stuck her tongue out at him and walked out of the office with Rick.
"Let's go to Chuck E Cheese."
"Can I trust you?"
"I can't believe you have to ask me that Ridge. Of course you can trust me. I'll keep your secret."
Caroline spun around when she heard the sound of tap shoes tapping on the floor.
"Rick what are you doing?"
Rick glared at Caroline.
"I'm trying to get your attention. I knew you were hiding something."
"Rick can you stop tap dancing. You're making me nauseous."
Rick's eyes grew wide.
"Oh my god you're pregnant. Ridge knocked you up."
Caroline rolled her eyes.
"No I'm not."
"It's okay Caroline. Tell him."
Caroline looked at Ridge and said, "Are you sure?"
"Rick I'm just helping Ridge find a doctor."
She looked over at Ridge. When he nodded at her she turned back to Rick.
"Rick I would like you to meet Regina."
Rick stood there with his mouth open.
"Can I call you big sis now?"
"This is awesome."
Rick started line dancing in the office while Ridge and Caroline stood there and watched.
Hope wanted to go out for some ice cream. When she opened the door she found Quinn waiting for her.
"What are you doing here? I banished you."
Quinn shook her fist at Hope.
"No one banishes me from my son's life."
Hope rolled her eyes.
"Quinn your son isn't here. I live here with Caroline."
Quinn looked at Hope and tiled her head. She felt like she was missing something but couldn't quite put her finger on it.
"Quinn your son joined a monastery and I fell madly in love with Caroline. Please leave us alone."
"Oh I guess I forgot. I'm sorry I bothered you."
"Maybe you should ask your doctor to switch your meds.
"I'll do that."
Hope closed the door and breathed a sigh of relief. That woman always gave her the creeps. She hoped she'd never have to see the woman again.
Caroline stared into Ridge's eyes. She felt all tingly to be in his presence. Suddenly she knew something was coming and didn't want Ridge to know about it.
"Stop looking at me like that."
Ridge was a little uncomfortable.
"Like I'm a candy bar you're waiting to devour."
Caroline started to laugh.
"What's so funny?"
Caroline calmed down enough so she could speak.
"I'm sorry but I have to fart."
She ran out of the office.
"You have pretty hair."
Quinn glared at Deacon.
"What did I do wrong?"
"Why are you talking about my hair?"
She was very sensitive about people talking about hair. She was always paranoid that people would notice her mustache that she painstakingly shaved each day.
"Fine I won't talk about your hair."
Deacon got up and started to walk away.
"Where are you going?"
Deacon just shook his head and left.
"What an ass."
Quinn was hungry so she decided to look in the kitchen for something to eat. She found some fingernails that she'd left on the counter earlier. She picked them up and started eating.
Caroline turned and got a surprise when she saw Ridge's head next to her.
"What are you doing?"
"Caroline what's wrong?"
She was confused because she was seeing Ridge but hearing Rick. She turned around and saw Rick standing there.
Rick knew something was wrong and he was pretty sure he knew what it was.
"Are you seeing Ridge's head again?"
Caroline's eyes grew wide.
"How did you know?"
"You're my wife and I've seen him too."
Rick shuddered. He still got creeped out when he stepped into the shower.
"What are we going to do?"
"I don't know. I feel like someone is screwing with us but I have no idea why."
While Rick and Caroline held each other Maya watched and smiled. As she walked away she pulled out her phone and dialed.
"It's working perfectly."
Ivy wondered if Aly was joking.
"So do you want to go or not?"
She wondered if this was some American thing that she was unfamiliar with.
"Sure why not."
The two walked out of Forrester. Oliver pulled up in the Oscar Mayer Weinermobile.
"Oh my god this is wonderful."
Ivy was so excited. She just didn't know what this had to do with corn.
"Calm down Ivy the fun is just beginning."
Ivy nodded. They stepped into the Weinermobile. It was truly a magical place.
"Drive on Oliver."
"As you wish my lady."
Ivy started to get hungry. She was hoping there would be something to eat after all she was riding in a vehicle shaped like a hot dog.
Ivy looked at Aly.
Aly slapped her hand to her forehead.
"I'm sorry. Oliver where are they?"
"In your purse."
Aly grabbed her purse. There were two bags. She pulled them out and opened one.
"You have to try this Ivy."
Ivy looked at the weird thing on a stick that sort of looked like a hot dog wearing a jacket.
She took the corn dog from Aly and took a bite.
"Oh my god this is awesome."
"What is this big news you have Deacon?"
Deacon couldn't stop smiling.
"Come on Dad tell us what has you insanely happy."
"I'm going to be a garbage man."
Hope hugged Deacon.
"I'm so proud of you."
She had always wanted to have a dad that drove a garbage truck. She crossed her fingers that he was the one that got to drive the truck.
"That's great Deacon."
Brooke hugged Deacon.
"I'm so excited. I'm going to be the one that drives."
Hope started jumping up and down.
"You have to take me out one morning."
"Of course. You can come with me on my first day. I start tomorrow."
Hope hugged Deacon again.