I'm so stupid. I hate kids so I'm not sure why I'm hanging out with a bunch of them. The things I do for love. I had a fortune cookie advise me to seek to find what I'm yearning for. Of course I came up with this brilliant idea to hang out with a bunch of kids in the hopes of getting Nik back.
I am so glad that Spencer likes me. He's probably the only kid I'll ever like. His mom must have been awesome or maybe the awesome comes from his dad since Nik is pretty damn spectacular. I had a dream about him last night. We were floating in a tub of chicken soup. Now I want some chicken soup.
One of the kids nearly knocked me out today. The fart that kid let go was horrible. It was just awful. I've never smelled anything so bad. It made me want to jump into a vat of vomit since that would be more pleasant. I'm just glad the kid turned red and ran off. I should have looked for her but I'm sure she's fine. If it was me I would have went for some ice cream but luckily for me I don't have that kind of problem. Some people fart while others don't. I'm one of the ones that don't unless I'm all alone. I've managed to avoid farting in front of people for my whole life which isn't easy but I plan to keep it that way since some things are just meant to be private.