After the death of his cat Brian Avery decided he needed a change so he moved to Acorn Valley.
"This will do nicely."
Brian bought an apartment building called the Golden Armpit Since he inherited a butt load of cash from some dead guy he found in the desert he was able to hire workers to transform the top floor into one place just for him.
"It is good to be rich."
Brian watched the tenants that he kicked out leave the building. He waited for them all to gather outside before he made an announcement.
"I'll be providing tents for those of you who are moving out."
The crowd cheered.
"I love camping."
Brian smiled when he heard that. He had read about a tent area on the outskirts of town.
"Smell ya later bitches."
Brian noticed people sniff their armpits as he walked back to his car. He had a suite reserved at the best hotel in town where he planned on staying until his bitching pad was ready for him to move in. He ordered dinner. The bellman knocked on the door and Brian answered it. The man rolled the cart in.
Brian handed the bellman a twenty dollar tip. He walked over to the cart and lifted the cover on the plate.
"I love steak."
Brian enjoyed his dinner. He knew he was going to like his new home and even thought about getting a new pet. He ended up falling asleep on the couch while watching some reality show he didn't know the name of.
To Be Cont.