Stop talking about food. I'm hoping I feel better tomorrow so I can go out so this is torture hearing them talk about donuts, burgers, fries, and shakes but not so much cronuts. I like them each but not together since that just sounds very weird. I'm also picky about textures.
Bitch you live five minutes from the library and you have to hitch a ride. Have you heard of walking? Are you too delicate for that task? Let me guess you're wearing stupid shoes that you're lucky to get around in without breaking your neck.
I'm sure Lisa is eager to help since she's so worried about you Autumn. Or is she?
Ooh library bracelets.
I wish I had cake even if it was potentially stale. Oh wait I think I still have some Skittles.
Yes holidays often mean places are closed but not always.
Eating cake in a library sure beats being in a car accident.
Who doesn't love a sweatshirt that smells like a good smelling guy? It beats a bad smelling one.
Really bitch? You're going to turn down a day off from school. I probably should have done that when I was in school. I don't recommend one class once a week during your senior year. I was doing night school so it's not like I never went to school at all.
What a great idea. Your friend is in intensive care and you want to have a zombie party. Guess what finger I'm holding up.
Thanks Mom for letting me join the family. No pressure at all. I'm just going to visit this guy in a coma that I never had a date with. I actually feel bad for Autumn. See I even used her actual name because for one rare instant she's not annoying me. I'm sure that will pass quickly like a fart in the wind.
Oh shit is she growing on me? Yes bitch threaten to tell the cops about the foster parents weed garden down in the basement.
Gee thanks an invite to sit with Autumn at lunch. I'm so jealous of Dax right now. Why yes that would be a heaping dose of sarcasm.
Eye roll. Seriously? You're mad at him because he acted like a good person. The fart in the wind has passed.
I have two things in common with Autumn. Okay three if you count us both being girls.
1. Anxiety: Isn't it fun?
2. Dr Pepper
Behold the magic of friend power. Oops all my friends are imaginary.
Guess what bitch not everyone is bedazzled by driving.
Unless I missed something you aren't with Jeff. The dude with the stupid name is an asshole.
Will she ever spill the beans about her anxiety? I get not wanting to wear a badge announcing it to the world but since she has friends I would think that would make things a lot easier when the walls start closing in on her.
Yes bitch Dax seems to be your dirty little secret. Only Lisa knows about him. I might not like what's his name's stupid name but dude has a point. He might come off as an asshole but at least he cares about his friend while you seem to be seriously wishy washy.
And I'm done. Anyone else want a library bracelet? Just me?