Thank goodness for Amazon which saves those books from a horrible fate although I did rescue some and did discover Christopher Pike and R.L. Stine since I'm the weird kid that got permission to get adult books when I was still a kid so I didn't really read YA books or whatever the others are called. I'm pretty sure there was a cutout of Fabio in the back. Or maybe it was Topaz. I don't know. Weird things stick in my head. I'm going to see if the library has it just for shits and giggles.
How could you not want to open this book? Fabio is on the cover and he's shirtless and a pirate. His locks are flowing and his man boobs are just eager to flex in the moonlight. He looks like he's striking a poise right before a tsunami hits. Just me? Sadly the library doesn't have this little gem. I'm thinking I won't be buying this book even if I did happen to win another gift card that would allow me to go on a book buying spree. Just checked and Amazon does have it. So head on over there fellow readers. Ooh you can even get it on cassette.